Vice President Biden Assaults Elderly Woman
MADISON, WISCONSIN - Secret Service agents forcibly removed Vice President Joe Biden from a Democratic fund raiser in Madison yesterday after he brutally assaulted an elderly woman. When Margaret...
View ArticleTwo Women Say Herman Cain Beat Them Senseless with a Frozen Turkey
WASHINGTON – Yet another Herman Cain scandal has been unearthed by the Politico news organization. The website reports that two women, who ask to remain anonymous, have come forward and said that in...
View ArticleObama Campaign Accuses Romney of Holding Up Boston Gas Station
WASHINGTON – After a week of assertions that Mitt Romney committed a felony with regard to his leadership role at Bain Capital, the Obama campaign is now alleging he may have been involved in a spree...
View ArticleBarbara Walters Lands First Interview with 3-Month-Old Colorado Shooting Victim
COLORADO – ABC News announced today that Barbara Walters has landed the first interview with the 3-month-old victim of Thursday night’s tragic movie theater shooting in Colorado. The baby was released...
View ArticleNY Times Calls Obama Bicycle Photos “Rugged Masculinity Gone Wild!”
NEW YORK – In an editorial on Monday the New York Times gushed over photographs of President Obama riding his bicycle, at one point exclaiming the President was “an example of rugged masculinity gone...
View ArticlePresident Obama’s Stunning Admission: ‘White Part of Me is Racist’
NEW YORK – During his appearance on ‘The View’ this morning, President Obama joked about the size of his ears (“My wife says she can hear the ocean in them!”), spoke earnestly about tackling global...
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